Baldy
It’s a bit later in the year than I usually do this, but I was planning on not doing it at all.
That is, until the sweltering heat caused my brain to boil in my skull, causing temporary insanity.
Here’s the first pic, and just click below for more:

Like I'm going to shower right *before* doing this.

Shaving that mop would take forever, so I did a little trimming first.

The point of no return. Actually, based on that swath of missing hair, I think I'm just PAST the point of no return.

At one point I was holding a mirror in one hand, the razor in the other, and you don't want to know where the camera was...

Finally, I look good again! Well, less bad. Well, not as much like Gollum.

And from the top. This was mostly so I could make sure I didn't miss anything.
Remember when Bobby the Beer Bum asked Ted if he had served in ‘Nam’?
OMG yes I do. Ted said “Yes” if I recall.
Wait, did you just compare me to Ted? Do I have to force-grow my hair back quickly now?
No, I compared you to Bobby the beer bum. ;)
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